Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”
Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”
-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.“
The reason that birds fly in the “V” formation, is because the “O” formation has already been taken by the buffalo.
And those are the only known letters in the animal kingdom.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Today’s tour at the Museum of Ice Cream has been cancelled, due to an employee having a meltdown.
The universe smells just like cabbage stew.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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