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Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.
Those flashing streaks you see in the night sky, is not a meteor shower.
Actually, they are Firefly farts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Every major music band that ever existed was broken up by Yoko Ono.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
The noise made from snapping a towel indicates breaking of the sound barrier.
On average, 15 people a year snap a towel so fast that it reaches the speed of light, causing them to disappear into an alternate universe.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”
New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive.