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He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.”
Me: “May I call you Dan D…”
He: “No.”
Talk about turning lemon into lemonade! One of the survivors of the Trojan War came up with an idea. Thanks to the Trojan Horse, Mythos started his own bachelor party business by having women popping out of a cake!
At first, it brought flashbacks to many veterans, but they eventually got used to it.
And that’s how the Trojan condom company got started.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
You can double your IQ, by reading books upside-down.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Waiter brings my order to the patio at a sports bar.
Waiter: “Your tossed salad, sir. Go deep, slant left at the red Volkswagen.”
I’m still hungry.
In the movie, DeadPool battles his arch enemy SwimmingPool.
Lab studies on hamsters have shown that if more than seven languages are learned, the head will literally explode.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I dropped my smartphone in water, so as recommended, I buried the phone into a bag of rice.
But I forgot all about it, and ended up having smartphone fried rice for dinner.
Thanks to genetic engineering, everyone will soon be able to always celebrate their birthday on a weekend.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.