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What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
The noise made from snapping a towel indicates breaking of the sound barrier.
On average, 15 people a year snap a towel so fast that it reaches the speed of light, causing them to disappear into an alternate universe.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”
New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive.
Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.
By the year 2020, everyone will be required to have a podcast.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hey, what’s the deal with paper clips? They’re not made out of paper, and they can’t cut anything.
So why do they call them paper clips? Am I right, people?
There’s been the Baby Boomers, Gen X, Millennials.
In 2020 it’s going to be the Visioneers.