If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.
Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.
Those flashing streaks you see in the night sky, is not a meteor shower.
Actually, they are Firefly farts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Every major music band that ever existed was broken up by Yoko Ono.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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