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Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!
No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!
I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.
Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”
Note to self: When giggling down the street because of something funny that popped into your head, make sure you’re wearing headphones, so people don’t think you’re crazy.
Today I learned that rolling pins may also be used for cooking.
There are about 3,000 species of snakes.
And they all taste like chicken.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.