I mistakenly bought cough drops that make you cough.
So, if any of you out there want to cough, let me know so that I can send these to you.
I mistakenly bought cough drops that make you cough.
So, if any of you out there want to cough, let me know so that I can send these to you.
What did one computer chip say to the other computer chip?
Hey, you want to go out for a byte?
Podcast: “So, do you like dogs?”
Me: “Hate them. They’re racist, steal your car, burn down your home, make you break up with your girlfriend, they lie, cheat, steal, and did I mention they’re racist?”
Podcast: “Do you really think dogs are like that?”
Me: “Oh, dogs. I love dogs. They’re the best. I thought you said frogs.”

Standard feature on sex robots: The butt is also a toaster. Mmm, Pop Tarts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Olympic Gold Medal diver was asked how he become such an amazing diver.
“I used to be a hot dog vendor on Wall Street. I used to see some fantastic dives.”
Origami is a unique form of art, which can create anything. Did you know that most high-rise buildings in Japan are made from just one sheet of paper?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When I was a kid, my Dad left to get cigarettes, but he never came back.
Then I remembered, my dad doesn’t smoke.

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