Boss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.” ๐
Beginning in June, the FDA updated the 5 second rule to 33 seconds.
You’re welcome.
Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.
Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying:
โBecause thatโs how I roll, baby.โ ๐