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This year’s medals for the Marijuana Munchies Olympics:
Bronze Medal – Mark F. for eating his shoes.
Silver Medal – Linda G. for eating her laptop, including charger.
And the Gold Medal goes to “Aquaman” McKenzie for eating an entire 30 gallon aquarium, including all of its contents!
She actually gave birth in mid-air, halfway over the fence.
They’re looking at the instant replay to see if there was possession on, or before the border line.
It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!
No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!
I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.
Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”