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How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo while throwing snowballs at him.
Narrator: “Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Made only from real Philadelphia cows.”
Gay marriage is not a threat to the sanctity of marriage.
Marriage is a threat to the sanctity of marriage.
Caveman on stage, with microphone off to the side. Yells to the caveman audience:
“Sorry folks. The show will get started as soon as somebody invents electricity.”
If an astronaut is floating out in space, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?
– Remember when nobody wanted to ride in a station wagon?
– But, my car is not a station wagon. It’s a CRV, or STD.
– Does your car have a trunk?
– No.
– Does your car have a door in the back?
– Yes.
– Then it’s a station wagon!
Today is NOT April Fools Day.
Just kidding, yes it is. Got ya!
Got your nose, too, and threw it into the garbage disposal!
April Fools, again!
The City has equipped public buses with Artificial Intelligence.
The bus I rode on, broke down…and cried.
Hey pot smokers, who carelessly stink up our city and reek on the buses.
How would you like it if, wherever you go, there’d be someone that trips you over and then farts in your face?!