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Barista asks me if I’d like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: “No, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!”
Someone just explained to me what Good Friday is.
My goodness!
I wouldn’t want to know what Bad Friday is!
Boss: “You’re doing a great job, Danny!”
Danny: “Thank you, sir!”
Boss: “April Fools!”
Pole dancing originated at the North Pole, as a way for expeditioners to keep warm.
For unknown reasons, North Pole dancing attracted swarms of penguins, and Mrs. Claus.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Kellyanne: “Honey, we have lasagna for dinner, tonight.”
Husband: “But this is pizza!”
-“Why do people eat the head of the chocolate bunny first?”
-“Because that way, the bunny doesn’t struggle while you eat the rest of it.“
Young men who shave off all the hair on their head, and young women who dye their hair white.
I wonder how they’ll react when they become older, and are actually bald or grey haired?
Maybe do the opposite and change their appearance to what they should have been when they were younger?