All penguins can fly, but they just don’t know it.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
All penguins can fly, but they just don’t know it.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The universe smells just like cabbage stew.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hot dog eating contests weren’t always fun and games. Originating in Europe during World War I, people would stuff themselves with as many hot dogs as possible, in order to become immune from Mustard gas.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Plants and trees are constantly communicating with each other, and planning to evolve in order to overthrow the human race.
They might be as close as 2,000 years from accomplishing their dream.
Currently, they got as far as the Venus Fly Trap.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Playing dead doesn’t always deter a charging bear.
When camping, it’s always best to carry an emergency Clown suit.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
For those who doubt Mr. Science, friendly reminder:
Mr. Science is always right, and knows everything, including where you live.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
For years there has been contradicting information on whether tarantulas are poisonous or not.
Actually, tarantulas are poisonous only on Tuesdays, and Arbor Day, unless it falls on a Thursday.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If a black hole would ever swallow the entire universe, the only objects that would remain are Bizarro World and Donald Trump.
Because square planets and square hair do not fit into a round hole.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
During pre-historic times, carrots grew on trees, and were 15 to 25 feet long. They evolved to live underground in order to avoid those dinosaurs who were using the carrots to bat over the head of other dinosaurs.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

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