Every Valentine’s Day, the Devil disguises himself as Cupid, shoots arrows at random couples, and causes divorces.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.



Sometimes I’m so desperate for a hug, that I go to a restaurant, and pretend that I’m choking.


Most accidents happen in the home

The number one accident that happens in the home is, being shot with bow & arrow by a kitten. Following close behind are injuries from Swing Dancing on a tightrope, and pregnancy.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


Gummy Bears

If you place a Gummy Bear next to a mother Grizzly Bear, she will raise it as one of her own. That’s why you should never eat Gummy Bears in a forest. You might be attacked by a Grizzly Bear,… Continue reading


If you squeeze…

If you squeeze Lemon onto Peanut Butter, it tastes just like Pineapple.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

What are those?

“What are those?”
“Reading glasses.”
“What if you don’t know how to read?


Want to see a movie?

HIM: Want to see a movie?
HER: Yeah, Yesterday.
HIM: Wow, you really do want to see a movie. What movie do you want to see Friday?
HER: Yesterday is Friday.
HIM: No, yesterday was Wednesday.
HER: No, Yesterday is… Continue reading


Swamp Thing

After hearing that DC Universe canceled his TV series, Swamp Thing used Roundup to commit suicide.


50th Anniversary of…

Today is the 50th Anniversary of June 18, 1969.
By coincidence, tomorrow is the 50th Anniversary of June 19th, 1969.



Angel wings are actually non-functional status symbols. The real reason that angels can fly, is because their halos are actually propellers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


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