Christopher Columbus believed the world was flat.

Christopher Columbus believed the world was flat. His mission was to sail off the edge of the world, and land on the moon.
During his journey, 2 of his other ships fell victim to giant lobsters and giant clams.
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How can you tell if someone is a vegan?

How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.

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The Pointer Dog

The Pointer Dog, normally used for hunting, also instinctively points to written letters and computer screens, because the Pointer Dog was originally used to point out grammatical errors.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
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Cows can never be Kosher

Cows can never be Kosher, because the meat and dairy are always combined to begin with.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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Moses’ brother Marvin

Not to be outdone by his older brother Moses, who parted the Atlantic Ocean using a giant bread stick, Marvin sliced a sandwich into four pieces.
And that’s how the club sandwich was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Raining!

Sure is raining here right now.
I picked the wrong day to buy soap!

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Comedian in the forest?

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

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Restaurant pager

You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.

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Cage-free eggs?

What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!

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New technology!

Technical engineers are developing a new device that will replace texting with voice recognition.
This device will be called: telephone.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.

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