I think the old cartoons are more ethical than contemporary cartoons.
Back then, characters got blown up, thrown off cliffs, had anvils dropped on their head, smashed in the face with various objects, and set on fire.
But… Continue reading



Try this at work:
“Hey, Dave. I saw a bunch of people hanging around your desk, and they had marshmallows.
I think your desk is on fire.”


Knowledge is power

They say ‘Knowledge is power’.
But so is stupidity.


Seems like Karma is the new way of saying revenge.


From Cro-Magnon, evolved a species who were very observant of other life forms. They ate no animals or vegetable. They were called No-gans, and they existed for nearly three days.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


I went to the optometrist…

Went to the optometrist today, and I found out that my vision gets blurry when punched in both eyes. So the doctor prescribed me to wear his prescription safety goggles.
After leaving his office, I noticed that I needed an… Continue reading


Brown bag lunch

Today attended strangest brown bag lunch meeting ever. Everyone had a brown bag over their head.

One guy had a plastic bag over his head, and is recovering at General Hospital.


Black holes

Black holes cannot swallow the Milky Way, because black holes are lactose intolerant.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.


I don’t use hair dryer because it kills the lice.

Solar Eclipse

The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.

I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.

It’s expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.

Fell asleep… Continue reading


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