Old game show

Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.

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Freeway congestion

Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.

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So what am I?

Me: “Okay, so I know that a ‘bear’ is a larger, hairier man who projects an image of rugged masculinity.
So what am I?”

He: “You’re a hamster.”

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Dog noses are so sensitive, that…

Dog noses are so sensitive, that besides able to smell various chemicals in water, dogs can also sense whether someone is an accountant or a butcher.
Dogs have also been used at conclusion of SAT tests to smell out which… Continue reading
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Gumby and Pokey Show

After a number of years of The Gumby and Pokey Show, it was discovered that the two characters were inadvertently made of plastic explosives.

The show was cancelled after Gumby jumped off a rooftop, landed into a metal dumpster, and… Continue reading

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How do bagpipes work?

How do bagpipes work?
There are two cats inside the bag.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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The Renaissance and bananas

During The Renaissance, people from Africa visited Europe, and discovered that there were no bananas to be found.
And that’s how the song “Yes, we have no bananas” came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
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Medieval dentures

During Medieval times dentures were made of corn kernels. The wealthy could afford yellow corn, while the poor had to settle for multicolored maize.
Consequently, hot foods affected the dentures. And that’s how popcorn was discovered.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Nagsplaining

Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.

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Jesus not just walked on water, also the Atlantic

Jesus not just walked on water, he crossed the Atlantic Ocean to the New World.
Mormons were right. Jesus did appear in the U.S., specifically Cleveland, Ohio.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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