Unsanitary Water

During Biblical times, people preferred to drink wine, because water was unsanitary.
Reason water was dirty, is because Jesus kept walking on water all over the place.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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It’s freezing!

It’s freezing here, in San Francisco!
It never was this cold when Willie Brown was Mayor.

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1600s Canada

In 1600s Canada, those who mocked the Queen, were made to watch golf as a form of punishment.

A form of punishment was also needed for the winter. And that is why Curling was invented.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Tired of being a super hero

I’m tired of being a super hero. It’s time for somebody else to take over. So, I wrote Shazam on my Starbucks cup.

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Trying to be a nice guy

Trying to be a nice guy today, I told a woman she has some schmutz on her forehead. She yells: “You are the Devil! The Devil!”

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Husband and Wife

Husband: “I wear the pants in this family!”
Wife: “And I pull them down!”
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Cream?

Customer screams at the top of their lungs at a coffee shop.
Barista clarifies: “I said room for cream? Not scream.”

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Yabba Dabba Doo

Yabba Dabba Doo
Or
Yabba Dabba Don’t?

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Cold

Yes, you can outrun a cold. Especially if you zigzag down the street.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Molasses

Molasses comes from mole asses.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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    April 23, 2019
    Neck Of The Woods
    San Francisco

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    April 25, 2019
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    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Sunday Funnies at Kawika’s Ocean Beach Deli!
    April 28, 2019
    Kawika's Ocean Beach Deli
    San Francisco

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