IQ

You can double your IQ, by reading books upside-down.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Sports Bar

Waiter brings my order to the patio at a sports bar.
Waiter: “Your tossed salad, sir. Go deep, slant left at the red Volkswagen.”
I’m still hungry.

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Tomatoes

Tomatoes haven’t always been the gentle fruit that we know today. During pre-historic times, tomatoes were giant vicious fruits that are suspected of wiping out the dinosaurs. Killer tomatoes finally met their demise in 1978, as seen in the following… Continue reading

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Spoiler alert!

In the movie, DeadPool battles his arch enemy SwimmingPool.

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Remember, the brain can only store a certain amount.

Lab studies on hamsters have shown that if more than seven languages are learned, the head will literally explode.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Smartphone in water

I dropped my smartphone in water, so as recommended, I buried the phone into a bag of rice.
But I forgot all about it, and ended up having smartphone fried rice for dinner.

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Genetic Engineering

Thanks to genetic engineering, everyone will soon be able to always celebrate their birthday on a weekend.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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If…

If animals were distracted by smartphones as much as we are, they would be extinct by now.

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Door

Door at a Zen Center, rather than being labeled “Push” or “Pull”, it read: “It doesn’t matter”.

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10% coupon

I showed the waitress my 10% coupon. So, she takes 10% off my bill, but she also removed 10% of my meal. I wish she didn’t take the drumstick.

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Coming up!

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  • Stand-up Comedy at Spats in Berkeley!
    June 19, 2018
    Spats
    Berkeley

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  • Comedy Showcase at Bazaar Café with Danny Dechi & Friends!
    June 20, 2018
    Bazaar Café
    San Francisco

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    June 21, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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