Please advise

Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”

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Pet Chiropractor

Friend had to take his dog to the pet chiropractor, after he curbed his dog.

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Pickpockets

In order to prevent pickpockets, I put mousetraps in my pockets.
A woman said to me: “Is that a mousetrap in your pocket, or you happy to see me?”
That’s how I get a lot of tail…if you know what I mean.

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I tried eating leek soup, but the bowl is always empty.

Late to work

Boss: “Why are you late to work?!”
Me: “My rooster died.”

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Toothpicks

Toothpicks are actually termite droppings.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Boy Scouts

When I was a kid, we’d join the Boy Scouts just to wrestle bears.
A scratched face was our badge of honor.

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Why Lightning comes before Thunder

Reason why lightning comes before thunder, is because weather patterns are always in alphabetical order, such as hurricanes.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Dinosaur fossil

Archaeologists in Israel discovered a rare dinosaur fossil, which was still wearing a yarmulke.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Why me?

Why am I getting more mosquito bites than everyone else?!
Later, while walking past an alley, I found a mosquito nest, next to a picture of me stuck to a wall.

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