Sushi

Went out for sushi last night. Took a bite of Unagi, and felt a little zap!
Now, that is fresh eel!

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Every major music band

Every major music band that ever existed was broken up by Yoko Ono.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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No Trespassing

What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”

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Microwave oven

If you cook food in a microwave oven, that is inside of another microwave oven, the food will become frozen.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Towel snapping

The noise made from snapping a towel indicates breaking of the sound barrier.

On average, 15 people a year snap a towel so fast that it reaches the speed of light, causing them to disappear into an alternate universe.

Another… Continue reading

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Solving wars

Wouldn’t it be great that instead of wars, we can solve problems with: “I know you are, but what am I?”

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Honesty

I’m annoyed that the word ‘Honesty’ has been replaced by the word ‘Transparency’.

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Indian-Pakistani Restaurant

New Indian-Pakistani Restaurant called “Madam Curry”. Where the food is not just good, it’s radioactive.

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Never sneeze…

Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.

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The year 2020

By the year 2020, everyone will be required to have a podcast.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Coming up!

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  • Radio Ha Ha
    August 16, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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    August 23, 2018
    FCC Free Radio
    Worldwide Podcast

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  • Bootleg Comedy Show!
    August 25, 2018
    Bootleg Bar & Kitchen
    San Francisco

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