Friendly reminder from Mr. Science

For those who doubt Mr. Science, friendly reminder:
Mr. Science is always right, and knows everything, including where you live.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark

Yes, there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Unfortunately, the two remaining Tyrannosaurus Rexs’ became extinct after eating the Kosher food.
And this was how Noah coined the term “Oy, vey!”

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair…

Watching some blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, then I realized it was Donald Trump. So I switched the channel to Looney Tunes, and I saw another blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, it was Yosemite Sam.

Noisy kids

Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones.
Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.

If you’re East of the Mississippi, then you’re waterproof.

Opposite from West of the Mississippi, rivers East of the Mississippi run south to north. Which means any electronic device and wristwatch can be dropped into water East of the Mississippi without any damage.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Peaceful man

My father was a peaceful man.
He would always beat me with an olive branch.

Yes, there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark.

Yes, there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Unfortunately, the two remaining Tyrannosaurus Rexs’ became extinct after eating the Kosher food.
Incidentally, this was how Noah coined the term “Oy, vey!”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones…

Parents nowadays quiet their noisy kids by giving each one a smartphone.
When I was a kid, we didn’t have smartphones. Our parents kept us quiet with a brick to the head.

I blame Pokemon Go for…

I blame Pokemon Go for leading me into a massage parlor.

Luggage handles used to be made of…

Years before Professor Peter Plastic invented plastic, leeches were used as handles for luggage and briefcases.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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