Raining!

Sure is raining here right now.
I picked the wrong day to buy soap!

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Comedian in the forest?

If a comedian tells a joke, and no one is there to hear, will a tree fall on him?

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Restaurant pager

You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.

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Cage-free eggs?

What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!

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New technology!

Technical engineers are developing a new device that will replace texting with voice recognition.
This device will be called: telephone.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.

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Silent movies

We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?

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Wigs are made of…

Artificial wigs are made from “phloem”, also known as banana strings.
Hence, the popular phrase: “Mmmm, your hair smells like banana.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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New revolutionary device!

Technical engineers are developing a new device that will replace texting with voice recognition.
This device will be called: telephone.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
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Not electing the Pope

I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.

I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.

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In ancient times, salt…

In ancient times, salt was used as a form of payment, and pepper was used as an IOU.

Horse manure was the annual tax refund.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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