Hi Conan – Request from a Conan O’Brien look alike:

Hi Conan,

Are you going to have another Conan O’Brien look-alike contest? I’m Danny Dechi, and everywhere I go, people think I’m Conan O’Brien. I’m tired of being stopped by people and explaining to them that I’m not you! You’ll… Continue reading

Mr. Science – The First Contact Lenses

In the 1700s before modern technology, the only material available that was thin enough to make contact lenses, was the onion peel. The burn took a few weeks to wear off, hence the term “Town Crier”.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

I order 6 coffees at Starbucks, one after the other.
I like hearing someone call out my name.

‪Crocodile Tears

Did you know that ‪‎alligators also shed ‪‎crocodile tears?

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Pluto – from Mr. Science

Pluto resides at the farthest end of our solar system, but also at the end of another adjacent solar system.

In order to maintain peace, both solar systems agreed to no longer recognize Pluto as a planet, and Jupiter as… Continue reading

What is corned beef?

Ordering sandwich at the deli:

Me: “What is corned beef?”

Deli-meister: “It’s a beef that has been cured.”

Me: “Cured?!”

Deli-meister: “Yes, for example, today’s beef was suffering from chicken-pox. After 2 weeks of rest, it is now cured. We… Continue reading

When I was a kid, they told us that in the future, we would have flying cars.
But instead, we got this:



Checkup at Kaiser

Today was my first time at Kaiser taking checkup lab tests.
Didn’t expect for one of the tests to be “Can you take a punch to the stomach”.

I think I’m in love with the nurse.

Thank you, Obamacare!

Watching Donald Trump speak during Republican Presidential Debate


Cow doesn’t want to give milk.

Most people assume that milking a cow is a relaxing thing. But imagine if the cow resists. Chasing the cow across the field, tackling it down to the dewy grass, trying to squirt some milk into a glass bottle while… Continue reading

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    October 10, 2015
    Bazaar Café
    San Francisco

  • Meredith’s Reality Check Extravaganza at Ray’s Hearth
    October 10, 2015
    Ray's Hearth
    San Francisco

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