Wonder Woman never had an invisible airplane

Wonder Woman never had an invisible airplane.
Sometimes she would fly sitting down, just to punk everybody.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.

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The first frozen embryo

The first frozen embryo had health complications.
The subject grew up to become Mr. Freeze.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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So many pedestrians on their smartphone

Big Tech convention in San Francisco this week.
So many pedestrians on their smartphone.
I feel like the Millennium Falcon dodging through an asteroid field.

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Bowling Shoes

All bowling alley shoes have been around since 1947.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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I wish I could be a bird.

Me: “I wish I could be a bird.”
Him: “Why, so you could fly?”
Me: “No, so I could eat bird seed.”

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Chameleons

Chameleons cannot change colors on Mondays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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Maternity Leave

Overheard from HR office:
“Only six weeks maternity leave?!
What am I, a fruit fly?!

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Vapers

Hey vapers, when you were a kid, did you want to grow up to be a choo-choo train or an industrial smokestack?

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NASA’s LADEE

NASA’s moon mission schedule for this week, is called LADEE for Lunar Atmosphere and Dust Environment Explorer, and will of course, be navigated by Jerry Lewis.

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New local business wasn’t doing well

New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day.

So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.

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