‪Crocodile Tears

Did you know that ‪‎alligators also shed ‪‎crocodile tears?

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Pluto – from Mr. Science

Pluto resides at the farthest end of our solar system, but also at the end of another adjacent solar system.

In order to maintain peace, both solar systems agreed to no longer recognize Pluto as a planet, and Jupiter as… Continue reading

What is corned beef?

Ordering sandwich at the deli:

Me: “What is corned beef?”

Deli-meister: “It’s a beef that has been cured.”

Me: “Cured?!”

Deli-meister: “Yes, for example, today’s beef was suffering from chicken-pox. After 2 weeks of rest, it is now cured. We… Continue reading

When I was a kid, they told us that in the future, we would have flying cars.
But instead, we got this:



Checkup at Kaiser

Today was my first time at Kaiser taking checkup lab tests.
Didn’t expect for one of the tests to be “Can you take a punch to the stomach”.

I think I’m in love with the nurse.

Thank you, Obamacare!

Watching Donald Trump speak during Republican Presidential Debate


Cow doesn’t want to give milk.

Most people assume that milking a cow is a relaxing thing. But imagine if the cow resists. Chasing the cow across the field, tackling it down to the dewy grass, trying to squirt some milk into a glass bottle while… Continue reading

Fun Fact From Mr. Science – Carrots

During pre-historic times, ‪‎carrots grew on trees, and were 15 to 25 feet long. They evolved to live underground in order to avoid those ‪‎dinosaurs who were using the carrots to bat over the head of other dinosaurs.

Another fun fact from Mr. ‪‎Science.

Mr. Science: Smartphones during Neanderthal age

Smartphones are nothing new. During Neanderthal times, a villager by the name of Uug, who wanted to make smoke signals easier to use, invented the compact smoke signal apparatus, which could fit in the palm of the hand. Unfortunately, this… Continue reading

Fun Fact from Mr. Science: Honey

Honey is the only food that includes all substances necessary to sustain life, including enzymes, vitamins, minerals, and water; and it’s the only food that contains “pinocembrin”, an antioxidant associated with improved brain functioning.

In an unusual experiment, two grads… Continue reading

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