Did you know that avocados are actually unfertilized dinosaur eggs?

Did you know that avocados are actually unfertilized dinosaur eggs?
Scientists hope to one day mate frogs with avocados in order to bring back dinosaurs as our pets.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science!

Hey, ‪‎Citizens‬ United!‬

1. Corporations are not people! They don’t even have any DNA! So, corporations are neither people, or animals, or vegetables.

2. Money is not free speech! Just like apples are not free speech, neither are cats, mountains, tires, pancakes, and… Continue reading

Sea shells were first used as hearing aids.

It was a complete failure when sea shells were first used as hearing aids, but it somehow led to the creation of Salt Water Taffy.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Man get swallowed alive by whale.

If a man get swallowed alive by a whale, and nobody can hear him, will a tree fall on him?

Beer Battered Fish

Question: When making beer battered fish, do you use a full beer bottle or an empty one?

Pineapples were first used as bricks.

When first discovered, pineapples were used as bricks to build homes. Until the man known only as the Polynesian “Sir Isaac ‪‎Newton”, discovered that pineapples are edible. Word got out all over the world of this delicious new fruit. People… Continue reading

What’s your name?

He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.” Me: “May I call you Dan… “He: “No.”

If a bowling ball, instead of an apple, fell on Sir Isaac ‪‎Newton’s head…

Little things mean a lot: If a bowling ball, instead of an apple, fell on Sir Isaac ‪‎Newton’s head, then he probably wouldn’t have invented ‪‎gravity‬.
Which means we would all be floating a few feet from the ground, just… Continue reading

Religion, it’s not Rocket Science.


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