I blame Pokemon Go for…

I blame Pokemon Go for leading me into a massage parlor.

Luggage handles used to be made of…

Years before Professor Peter Plastic invented plastic, leeches were used as handles for luggage and briefcases.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Okay to name a restaurant Pollo Loco, but…

So it’s okay to name a restaurant Pollo Loco, but if someone wants to name their restaurant Mad Cow…”Oh, no! That’s bad!”

Never judge a book by its cover…

Never judge a book by its cover…unless it has a picture of a puppy on fire.

I just realized…

Schmuck, schnook, putz, schlemiel, klutz, schlimazel, nebbish, nudnik, pisher, schmo, yutz.
Man, Jewish people have more words for loser than Eskimos have for snow!

Are tarantulas poisonous?

For years there has been contradicting information on whether tarantulas are poisonous or not.

Actually, tarantulas are poisonous only on Tuesdays, and Arbor Day, unless it falls on a Thursday.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Did you know that avocados are actually unfertilized dinosaur eggs?

Did you know that avocados are actually unfertilized dinosaur eggs?
Scientists hope to one day mate frogs with avocados in order to bring back dinosaurs as our pets.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science!

Hey, ‪‎Citizens‬ United!‬

1. Corporations are not people! They don’t even have any DNA! So, corporations are neither people, or animals, or vegetables.

2. Money is not free speech! Just like apples are not free speech, neither are cats, mountains, tires, pancakes, and… Continue reading

Sea shells were first used as hearing aids.

It was a complete failure when sea shells were first used as hearing aids, but it somehow led to the creation of Salt Water Taffy.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Man get swallowed alive by whale.

If a man get swallowed alive by a whale, and nobody can hear him, will a tree fall on him?


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