Chicken salad sandwiches

They serve only chicken salad sandwiches in heaven.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

If your business is not doing well…

New local business wasn’t doing well, so I suggested they diversify, and serve breakfast all day. So please support and enjoy breakfast any time of day at Fred’s Flower Shop.

50 million years ago, the earth rotated much faster…

50 million years ago, the earth rotated much faster. So rather than 24 hours to a day, there were 4 hours to a day.
12 million years from now, the earth will spin much slower, lengthening an earth day to… Continue reading

Lazy Democrats, go out and vote!

Hey, Democrats! Don’t be lazy, go out and vote! The Republicans vote. That’s why we end up with a bunch of lunatic monsters like Donald “why can’t we use nukes” Trump, Mike Pence, Sarah Palin, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, and… Continue reading

Watching game show Jeopardy…

Watching game show Jeopardy, whenever a contestant says the wrong answer, I shout: “You stoopid!”, even though I have no idea what the answer is. Because that’s how I roll.
I also did that during jury duty once.

I feel safe, now. Thanks to the Santa Cruz Boardwalk corndog!


How to deter a charging bear!

Playing dead doesn’t always deter a charging bear.
When camping, it’s always best to carry an emergency Clown suit.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Friendly reminder from Mr. Science

For those who doubt Mr. Science, friendly reminder:
Mr. Science is always right, and knows everything, including where you live.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark

Yes, there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Unfortunately, the two remaining Tyrannosaurus Rexs’ became extinct after eating the Kosher food.
And this was how Noah coined the term “Oy, vey!”

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair…

Watching some blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, then I realized it was Donald Trump. So I switched the channel to Looney Tunes, and I saw another blabbering drunk who fell off his rocking chair, it was Yosemite Sam.

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