Brutally honest?

A friend says to me: “May I be brutally honest with you?”
I say: “Sure.”
Then he beats me up.

Another friend says to me: “May I be brutally frank with you?”
I say: “Sure.”
Then he beats me up… Continue reading

Why did the mime fall off the cliff?

Because someone told him to think outside the box.

April Fools Day!

Today is NOT April Fools Day.
Just kidding, yes it is. Got ya!
Got your nose, too, and threw it into the garbage disposal!
April Fools, again!

Did you know that futons…

Did you know that futons are made of tofu?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Electricity tastes just like…

Electricity tastes just like chicken.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

If a black hole would ever swallow the universe…

Bizarro_Trump

If a black hole would ever swallow the entire universe, the only objects that would remain are Bizarro World and Donald Trump.
Because square planets and square hair do not fit into a round hole.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

Batman vs. Superman movie review

I have seen all of the previous Batman and Superman movies, even though I didn’t expect them to be good, but I will not watch the latest Batman vs. Superman. Just from watching the movie trailer, I can see that… Continue reading

Most alligator bites occur on public buses

Did you know that most alligator bites occur on public buses?
And most crocodile bites happen in peoples homes while watching the Kardashians.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.

Okay to scold a pregnant woman, but…

While it may be okay to scold a pregnant woman: “Hey, you’re smoking and you’re pregnant?!”…it’s not okay to say the exact same thing to a fat guy.

Before salt was invented…

During the Middle Ages, before salt was invented, people flavored their food with dandruff. Bald people’s food was tasteless. This is how we got the term “Angry old man”.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.


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