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Saw TV ad for one of those “Jobs” websites. One of the employers in the ad said, he’s looking for an employee who can take a punch.
I considered the position, but they only pay minimum wage.
Grammy Awards last night was so lame. Music was rhythm-less, whiny, and boring. I guess this is what we have to put with, since having a generation of “musicians” who grew up on Barney the Dinosaur. I didn’t see a musical instrument until an hour and 15 minutes into the show. It was a piano.
👍Darn that Comcast power outage! I could only watch one channel last night, which was the Grammy Awards.
Then I found something more entertaining – Staring at the wall!
My current dentist wants to charge me extra for procedures I don’t need.
Last time he wanted to perform brain surgery.
After years, police finally find missing boy. They ask next door neighbor:
“All these years, you saw this child, but didn’t inform the police. Didn’t you know he was missing?!”
Neighbor: “I’m lactose intolerant.”