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Due to the California drought, people conserve water by waiting a few times before flushing the toilet.
Someone asked Mr. Science: “How many times should I wait before flushing the toilet?”
Mr. Science: “When you can’t close the lid.”
Grammy Awards last night was so lame. Music was rhythm-less, whiny, and boring. I guess this is what we have to put with, since having a generation of “musicians” who grew up on Barney the Dinosaur. I didn’t see a musical instrument until an hour and 15 minutes into the show. It was a piano.
Darn that Comcast power outage! I could only watch one channel last night, which was the Grammy Awards.
Then I found something more entertaining – Staring at the wall!
All leather clothing is actually made of painted orange peels.
That’s why Dominatrixes never catch colds.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Hot dog eating contests weren’t always fun and games. Originating in Europe during World War I, people would stuff themselves with as many hot dogs as possible, in order to become immune from Mustard gas.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
In the near future, people’s names will be replaced with DNA Codes:
adenine (A), guanine (G), cytosine (C), thymine (T).
For example, Daniel will be AACTGT, and Amy will be CCGATTAAGGGGTTTAAACCTAGTCGGGC.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
My current dentist wants to charge me extra for procedures I don’t need.
Last time he wanted to perform brain surgery.