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Villagers were not able to get close enough to an active volcano, to throw in a virgin.
And that’s why the catapult was invented.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”
Anything can be fixed with a little bit of forced tickling.
Those flashing streaks you see in the night sky, is not a meteor shower.
Actually, they are Firefly farts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Every major music band that ever existed was broken up by Yoko Ono.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
What did one tree say to the other tree?
“No, we can’t go there.
Sign says ‘No Trespassing’.”
If you cook food in a microwave oven, that is inside of another microwave oven, the food will become frozen.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.