People are so sensitive, nowadays. They just say: “Have a nice day”, instead of the original: “Have a nice day, or I’ll punch you in the face”.
People are so sensitive, nowadays. They just say: “Have a nice day”, instead of the original: “Have a nice day, or I’ll punch you in the face”.
Cashier: “Have a nice day.”
Me: “Hey, don’t tell me what to do!”
Cashier: “Security!”

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