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Condensed Milk comes from constipated cows.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It must be Halloween, because today I got an EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-mail!
No, I’m not dressed up as
Harry Potter!
I’m Bill Gates!
I recently learned that Abraham Lincoln was not in the movie Moby Dick.
I also learned that Captain Ahab was not kinky. He just happened to get tied to a sperm whale. There was nothing more to it than that.
In this iconic photograph of Marilyn Monroe, an upward breeze from a speeding subway train could not have raised her dress, because there was a transit strike that week.
Basically, it’s a photo of Marilyn Monroe farting.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
No one was born in 1971.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you hear the one about the Praying Mantis couple having an argument?
The husband says: “Hey! You don’t have to bite my head o**”