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Christopher Columbus believed the world was flat. His mission was to sail off the edge of the world, and land on the moon.
During his journey, 2 of his other ships fell victim to giant lobsters and giant clams.
Rather than the moon, Columbus landed in Indiana, where he started the world’s first mini-mart, which we know today as Walmart.
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Artificial wigs are made from “phloem”, also known as banana strings.
Hence, the popular phrase: “Mmmm, your hair smells like banana.”
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In ancient times, salt was used as a form of payment, and pepper was used as an IOU.
Horse manure was the annual tax refund.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that 77% of alligator attacks happen at public bus stops?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
In the near future, all hamburgers will be equipped with free WiFi.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that figs are made from sun-dried watermelons?
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Did you know that there is a planet on the opposite side of the sun that has not been seen by earth for hundreds of thousands of years, and is populated by beings called Metreons? In 2018 its orbit will bring this planet to earth’s proximity. The Metreons will then conquer earth, and enslave humans, forcing us to knit their socks forever.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but you shouldn’t overdue it.
27,000 years ago a man named Charlie Gastronomicus was known for his excessive chewing habits, sometimes breaking food particles down to the molecular level.
One day, Charlie went too far and split an atom, causing a black hole to emerge from within him, and swallowing up the great continent of Atlantis.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.