Playing dead doesn’t always deter a charging bear.
When camping, it’s always best to carry an emergency Clown suit.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Playing dead doesn’t always deter a charging bear.
When camping, it’s always best to carry an emergency Clown suit.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
For those who doubt Mr. Science, friendly reminder:
Mr. Science is always right, and knows everything, including where you live.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Opposite from West of the Mississippi, rivers East of the Mississippi run south to north. Which means any electronic device and wristwatch can be dropped into water East of the Mississippi without any damage.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Yes, there were dinosaurs on Noah’s Ark. Unfortunately, the two remaining Tyrannosaurus Rexs’ became extinct after eating the Kosher food.
Incidentally, this was how Noah coined the term “Oy, vey!”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
For years there has been contradicting information on whether tarantulas are poisonous or not.
Actually, tarantulas are poisonous only on Tuesdays, and Arbor Day, unless it falls on a Thursday.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It was a complete failure when sea shells were first used as hearing aids, but it somehow led to the creation of Salt Water Taffy.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When first discovered, pineapples were used as bricks to build homes. Until the man known only as the Polynesian “Sir Isaac Newton”, discovered that pineapples are edible. Word got out all over the world of this delicious new fruit. People ate entire homes, and they didn’t miss their pineapple homes, because many were pricked by the prickly spines when they wandered around their dark rooms at night. Eventually sugar canes were a good substitute for building homes.
Hence the term: “Eating out of house and home”.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Little things mean a lot: If a bowling ball, instead of an apple, fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, then he probably wouldn’t have invented gravity.
Which means we would all be floating a few feet from the ground, just like the cavemen and dinosaurs.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Have a cold? Did you know that a single punch to the stomach produces 500 milligrams of Vitamin C in your body?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

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