Tag Archives: joke
There’s a restaurant chain called Pollo Loco. But if I want to open up a restaurant called Mad Cow, people say, “Oh, no! You can’t do that!”
The only thing I ever find in my Dreamcatcher is lint.
This year’s medals for the Marijuana Munchies Olympics:
Bronze Medal – Mark F. for eating his shoes.
Silver Medal – Linda G. for eating her laptop, including charger.
And the Gold Medal goes to “Aquaman” McKenzie for eating an entire 30 gallon aquarium, including all of its contents!
Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”
If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.