You can practice religion all you want, but you’ll never get it right.
You can practice religion all you want, but you’ll never get it right.
Most rocks can survive underwater without breathing for many years. Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
I got a rescue dog, but I had to return it because it kept giving me mouth to mouth while I was sleeping.
Oh, no! I don’t know what to do next!
I threw up in my bucket list!
Would anyone like to have a Yoko Ono alarm clock, that I won in a raffle?
There’s a new, more secure smartphone. It uses fart recognition. Although, it doesn’t work if you ate clams.
I have no New Year’s Resolution, because everything I do is perfect!

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