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Applicant: “Hello, I’m here to apply for the position, and I understand you have Veterans preference.”
Interviewer: “Yes, you’re a Veteran?”
Applicant: “Yes, sir.”
Interviewer: “How many years have you been a Veteran?”
Applicant: “15 years, sir.”
Interviewer: “Army? Navy? Air Force? Marines?”
Applicant: “Salvation Army, sir.”
Interviewer: “Security!”
Was so excited that Amazon convention was coming to San Francisco, but later disappointed that it was Amazon.com
Darn, I was really hoping to meet Wonder Woman!
Recently discovered computer glitch on self-driving cars:
If passengers get into an argument, and one yells “Go to hell!”, car will drive off a cliff.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When Superman first arrived on Earth, he feared traffic signals because he thought they were Kryptonite.
Green is lethal, Red removes his super powers, and surprisingly he feared Yellow Kryptonite the most because it would make him pregnant.
Eventually, Batman explained the traffic signals to Superman…and the birds and the bees.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Recipes probably created by a guy:
Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this pasta is not completely cooked.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Al dente!”
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Customer: “Excuse me, Chef. But this soup is totally cold.”
Chef: “Oh, it’s fine, it’s Gazpacho!”
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A guy also probably invented Goober (peanut butter & jelly in same jar), and Big Sausage Pizza.
I propose a new Proposition to increase the alphabet to 38 letters so that there can be more Propositions.
Traditionally on Thanksgiving, the President pardons a turkey.
If Donald Trump becomes President, he will pardon a pumpkin.