Tag Archives: comedy

Jury Duty

Updated on December 24, 2015

I was released from Jury Duty today. I wonder if it’s because I was eating my shoe in front of everybody.

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Kindle Fire?

Updated on December 24, 2015

With such a prominent history of books being burned, you would think Amazon books would come up with a better name than “Kindle” and “Kindle Fire”.

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Watching Donald Trump speak during Republican Presidential Debate

Updated on July 25, 2015

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He called him a what?!

Posted on October 21, 2014

I was at a baseball game when a huge argument started right behind me between these two guys who were insulting each other. One guy said something bad about the other guy’s mother, then the other guy called him a Nazi. Then it went too far, and a fist fight broke out because one guy called the other guy a CEO for a health insurance company.

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Dr. Phil Movie

Posted on December 3, 2013

I had a dream last night. I’m on the set for the upcoming movie about Dr. Phil. My role is playing one of Dr. Phil’s patients. I quietly sit face-to-face with the great Dr. Phil while he lectures me.

I think I need a stuntman.

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