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Baby Boomers, Generation X, Millennials, Generation Z.
The current generation is called Generation L, as in Last.
Have a nice day.
The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text.
And that’s how we got the Bible.
I mistakenly bought cough drops that make you cough.
So, if any of you out there want to cough, let me know so that I can send these to you.
My digital slow cooker talked back to me today:
“I’m not a slow cooker!
You’re a slow cooker!”
What did one computer chip say to the other computer chip?
Hey, you want to go out for a byte?
Podcast: “So, do you like dogs?”
Me: “Hate them. They’re racist, steal your car, burn down your home, make you break up with your girlfriend, they lie, cheat, steal, and did I mention they’re racist?”
Podcast: “Do you really think dogs are like that?”
Me: “Oh, dogs. I love dogs. They’re the best. I thought you said frogs.”
