How to end any conversation Updated on May 8, 2023September 22, 2018 Remember, you can always end any conversation by simply saying: โBecause thatโs how I roll, baby.โ ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged conversation, funny, thatโs how I roll | Leave a reply
Something stinks Updated on April 21, 2023December 2, 2017 Garlic breath! Oh, thatโs bad! But if some pot smokerโs breath smells like they just licked an angry skunkโs assโฆthatโs fine?! ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged funny, marijuana, pot, skunk, stink | Leave a reply
Audible book Updated on February 24, 2023February 23, 2020 I got the cheap version of Audible.It’s narrated by Porky Pig. ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged Audible, book, funny, Porky Pig | Leave a reply
Car Injury? Posted on January 25, 2023January 25, 2023 ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged car, funny, joke, Superman | Leave a reply
Clouds Posted on January 6, 2023January 6, 2023 You know how people look up at the clouds, and see different shapes and forms?I do the same thing with the spaces between movie credits. ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged clouds, funny, joke, movies | Leave a reply
Chia Pet Updated on December 28, 2022December 25, 2022 I got a Chia Pet of Howie Mandel.There are no seeds. ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged Chia, chia Pet, funny, joke, Kojak, seed | Leave a reply
Hot Sandwich Posted on December 22, 2022December 22, 2022 Sandwich place: “We’re trying to conserve energy. So, is it okay if Frank here, sits on your sandwich for 15 minutes?” ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged food, funny, hot, joke, sandwich | Leave a reply
Why Stand-up? Posted on December 7, 2022December 7, 2022 – Why did you get into stand-up comedy?– For the free fruits and vegetables. ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged comedy, Free, fruit, funny, stand-up, standup, vegetable | Leave a reply
Gooooooooooool! Posted on November 24, 2022November 24, 2022 Yes, when a futbol announcer yells “Gooooooooooool, he is having an orgasm. ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged funny, futbol, joke, orgasm, soccer | Leave a reply
Hulk Posted on October 24, 2022October 24, 2022 Did you see the new super hero movie about this green librarian?It’s called Shhh-Hulk. ๐ Posted in Funny | Tagged funny, Hulk, marvel, movie, She-Hulk, super hero | Leave a reply