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New Laws

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Don’t forget New Laws for New Year: Everyone must like baseball. Everyone’s favorite color is now Magenta. You must show ID, if you want pineapple on your pizza. All Parking Meters must show your weight. All Clowns must also be happy on the inside.

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Car Rental

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Car Rental place:

Staff: β€œWe only have one car left.”

Me: β€œOkay.”

Staff: β€œBut it’s on fire…do you still want it?”

Me: β€œOkay, if you provide the marshmallows.”

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