The song “It’s Raining Men” is about Wall Street.
πThe song “It’s Raining Men” is about Wall Street.
πVictims plead to villain: “Please stop! I can’t take anymore!”
Movie is called: There’s always room for Jell-O.
Why do they call it Ground Lamb?
Is there such a thing as Flying Lamb?
What’s the deal with all that?
Me: “Waiter, why are there holes in my milk?”
Waiter: “Didn’t you ask for hole milk?”
Don’t forget New Laws for New Year: Everyone must like baseball. Everyone’s favorite color is now Magenta. You must show ID, if you want pineapple on your pizza. All Parking Meters must show your weight. All Clowns must also be happy on the inside.
πI hope Iβm not in trouble. I accidentally spilled some olive oil on the pavement, while The Flash was on his way doing super hero stuff. He seems to be okay.
Car Rental place:
Staff: βWe only have one car left.β
Me: βOkay.β
Staff: βBut itβs on fireβ¦do you still want it?β
Me: βOkay, if you provide the marshmallows.β
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