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Found a farm-to-table restaurant, where the honey is so fresh…”How fresh is it?”Honey is so fresh, that they make the bees vomit into a jar, right in front of you.
šIf I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.
šIn my day, we used to text people with a typewriter.
šBoss: “Why are you late?”
Me: “My neighbor ate the rooster.” š
Beginning in June, the FDA updated the 5 second rule to 33 seconds.
You’re welcome.
Thanks to 23andMe, I found out that I’m 78% Kermit The Frog.
Which explains my voice.