You can practice religion all you want, but you’ll never get it right.
You can practice religion all you want, but you’ll never get it right.
Religion lost me after that story about the talking snake. Maybe if they used a parrot, I might have stuck around a little longer. But eventually, religion would’ve lost me anyway, trying to explain how Noah found two penguins in the middle of the desert.

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