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Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”
The iconic Swanson TV dinner was invented by famous actress Gloria Swanson because, as she always said: “I want to be alone.”
Watched documentary on pizza franchises. Did you know that Domino’s Pizza original slogan was: “If we don’t deliver your pizza in 30 minutes, we’ll beat up the driver, and give you his wallet.”Pizza Hut original slogan: “All of our pizzas are bullet proof.”
My aunt was so excited, today!
Aunt: “I got the Johnson!”
Me: “You got vaccinated?”
Aunt: “No.”