He: “I’m Druff. Daniel Druff.” Me: “May I call you Dan… “He: “No.”
Little things mean a lot: If a bowling ball, instead of an apple, fell on Sir Isaac Newton’s head, then he probably wouldn’t have invented gravity.
Which means we would all be floating a few feet from the ground, just like the cavemen and dinosaurs.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science
Have a cold? Did you know that a single punch to the stomach produces 500 milligrams of Vitamin C in your body?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
He: “Yay! I just got my medical marijuana card!”
Me: “What happened? Did you get a paper cut, or did someone hurt your feelings on Facebook?”
A friend says to me: “May I be brutally honest with you?”
I say: “Sure.”
Then he beats me up.
Another friend says to me: “May I be brutally frank with you?”
I say: “Sure.”
Then he beats me up with a frozen package of frankfurters.
Honesty is not always the best policy.
Did you know that futons are made of tofu?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Electricity tastes just like chicken.
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
If a black hole would ever swallow the entire universe, the only objects that would remain are Bizarro World and Donald Trump.
Because square planets and square hair do not fit into a round hole.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.