I have no New Year’s Resolution, because everything I do is perfect!
The Patty Melt sandwich was named after the first virgin to be thrown into a volcano.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
People are so sensitive, nowadays. They just say: “Have a nice day”, instead of the original: “Have a nice day, or I’ll punch you in the face”.

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