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Cartoons

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I think the old cartoons are more ethical than contemporary cartoons.
Back then, characters got blown up, thrown off cliffs, had anvils dropped on their head, smashed in the face with various objects, and set on fire.
But at least no one was ever punched in the stomach.

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I went to the optometrist…

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Went to the optometrist today, and I found out that my vision gets blurry when punched in both eyes. So the doctor prescribed me to wear his prescription safety goggles.
After leaving his office, I noticed that I needed an adjustment to the goggles. Doctor told me to come to his other office the next day, at the meat processing plant.
He only accepts money orders delivered by his own carrier pigeon. I think he’s a germophobe.
And that’s my review.

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Weird Zombie Dream

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Actual dream last night, about some movie director who was ordering his crew through this long, boring process of turning hundreds of people into real zombies, including Spanish speaking people. Then he separated the zombies into 2 groups in order to re-enact the Spanish-American war.
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