You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.
You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.
What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!
Technical engineers are developing a new device that will replace texting with voice recognition.
This device will be called: telephone.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?
Artificial wigs are made from “phloem”, also known as banana strings.
Hence, the popular phrase: “Mmmm, your hair smells like banana.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I got worried when I saw a big puff of smoke coming out from the roof of a McDonalds.
I later found out they were electing an assistant manager.
In ancient times, salt was used as a form of payment, and pepper was used as an IOU.
Horse manure was the annual tax refund.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that 77% of alligator attacks happen at public bus stops?
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
“…and this sad face on the sidewalk, marks the spot where the first mime was strangled by a tourist.”

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