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All penguins can fly, but they just don’t know it.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
68% of men who smoke cigarettes become pregnant.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Whenever someone gives me a compliment, I punch them in the stomach.
Someone told me that I should audition for American Idle.
Clams communicate with each other by releasing up to 26 different styles of bubbles.
They can only reproduce when the exact style of bubble from two clams, intermingle.
The English language was derived from the clam alphabet.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Barista asks me if I’d like room for cream in my coffee.
I say: “No, but can you leave room for my cheeseburger? Because I live in the fast lane, baby!”
Someone just explained to me what Good Friday is.
My goodness!
I wouldn’t want to know what Bad Friday is!