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Hey, I have an audition to be a Fox News reporter! How’s this?
“Today, the great and shirtless leader Vladimir Putin baked a cake for everyone in the United States.
Plus, a frog accidentally swallows a Police Station. Details at 11, on Fox News.”
So, do you think I’ll get the job?
Before the 18th Century, text on drawings were difficult to read. Then in 1903, French journalist Pierre Balloon invented Word Balloons, superimposed onto drawings. This soon evolved to what we know today as newspapers.
Pierre’s sister Marie added her own creation of Thought Balloons.
Marie later married, and became Madame Curie, famous for inventing uranium, which is used today to power microwave ovens, vaping devices, and is one of the elements in Viagra.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Note to self: When giggling down the street because of something funny that popped into your head, make sure you’re wearing headphones, so people don’t think you’re crazy.
Main reason that bees are on verge of extinction, is due to the flowery scents of vaping, causing bees to fly headfirst into side of buildings, believing them to be flowers.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Until 300 years ago, before mammals evolved to their current stage, and due to all mammal’s having similar physical appearance as a fetus, sometimes a random species would be born from certain mammals.
A polar bear would give birth to a monkey, a giraffe birth to a whale, a dolphin birth to a kitten, and so on.
That is why to this day, animals understand each other so well.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Today I learned that rolling pins may also be used for cooking.
There are about 3,000 species of snakes.
And they all taste like chicken.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Did you know that avocados are unfertilized dinosaur eggs? If a frog was to mate with an avocado, a dinosaur would be born.
And that’s why you never see avocados at a pet store.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Please advise.
Is the following message I received a misspelling, or a suggestive remark:
“Do you want to meat me, tonight?”
Friend had to take his dog to the pet chiropractor, after he curbed his dog.