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Remember, you don’t need to use dental floss, if you only drink water.
This week Donald Trump visited a Tech Museum.
When he walked past the Polygraph Machine, it exploded.
Yes, reincarnation does exist, but all people come back as donuts. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
They say New York is the city that doesn’t sleep. Buenos Aires is the city that doesn’t let you sleep.
There was a news report about a family in Buenos Aires who was fined for sleeping, and their baby daughter got a warning.
How about this TV ad – Fans at a Philadelphia Eagles football game, which include a group of cows, booing about everything, the referees, the hot dog vendor, the cheerleaders. They see Santa Claus strolling down the aisle, and boo while throwing snowballs at him.
Narrator: “Philadelphia Cream Cheese. Made only from real Philadelphia cows.”
Keeping your lights on when your not at home, prevents bears from burglarizing your apartment.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
All octopuses can play the violin. Violins expand underwater, and that’s how the cello came to be.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Gay marriage is not a threat to the sanctity of marriage.
Marriage is a threat to the sanctity of marriage.
Since beets are rich in iron, people don’t realize why they activate airport metal detectors, even 2 weeks after consumption. They remove their belongings one after another, but still the beets sound off the metal detectors. And that is why you see so many naked people at the airport. Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.