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Trees communicate with each other, but it’s mostly cussing.
Trees entertain themselves by dropping their fruits on people.
Yes, trees are jerks.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
If you’d like to join the Danny Dechi fan club, you must first meet at Golden Gate Park under the next full moon. You will then proceed to walk through 2 rows of current members, who will beat you in their own special way. If you don’t whimp out, and are able to make it out the other end, you will then eat a live tarantula, howl at the moon, and pay a $50 membership fee. Milk & cookies and bandages will be served at the end of the initiation.
Good luck!
Danny Dechi
Old salmon at fish farm: “You youngsters have it so easy nowadays, wading in this pool. When I was your age, we had to always swim up river, trying to avoid the rocks and hungry bears, in the snow! Do you guys even know how to swim? You’re just floating around like some cucumber, always staring at your smartphones. What are you going to do if the electric eel, that powers your phones goes away? And you know, SpongeBob isn’t real!”
The following is my version of the classic poem “I shot an arrow into the air”:
I shot an arrow into the air,
It fell to earth, I knew not where;
Maybe the kitchen,
Maybe the yard,
Maybe the tennis court,
No, that’s too far.
I shot an arrow into the sky,
Why I did it, I don’t know why;
Do I hate clouds,
Do I hate the sky,
No, I’m just mad,
‘cause I dropped my pie.
I shot an arrow into the air,
And by the way,
I’m just wearing,
No underwear.
Thousands of years ago, giraffes were prevalent all over the world. But they quickly became extinct in tropical regions, because they choked on the coconuts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
When I was a little kid, one of the first toys my parents gave me, was this Astronaut surveyor toy. I would pretend to be an astronaut, picking up moon rocks and stuff. But my parents would only let me play with it once a week. I later found out it was a vacuum cleaner.
The only thing I ever find in my Dreamcatcher is lint.
Today, in downtown San Francisco, 57 people were arrested for wearing white after Labor Day. Looks like they’ll be wearing orange for awhile, now.
By the year 2025, you will be able to have your DNA modified to become any animal. However, if touched by human DNA, for example a kiss, you will revert to half human/half animal, such as a Minotaur, or frog-person, or lamb-face, etc.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.