Went to the optometrist today, and I found out that my vision gets blurry when punched in both eyes. So the doctor prescribed me to wear his prescription safety goggles.
After leaving his office, I noticed that I needed an adjustment to the goggles. Doctor told me to come to his other office the next day, at the meat processing plant.
He only accepts money orders delivered by his own carrier pigeon. I think he’s a germophobe.
And that’s my review.

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