Comedian having sex:
“Oops!? Too soon?”

Standard feature on sex robots: The butt is also a toaster. Mmm, Pop Tarts.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
– “Make sure you keep Social Distancing to at least 6 feet.”
– What about sex with my partner?”
– “Use a vacuum cleaner.”
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
What does it mean when someone Drops The Mic,
after sex?
Never sneeze if you live in a house of cards…and also don’t have sex.
What does a Dominatrix do when a sub, rather than saying “Yes, Mistress” or “No, Mistress”, instead says: “No comment”.
Just asking for a friend.

Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
April 8, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
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April 15, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
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April 17, 2026
Bazaar Café
San Francisco
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