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I listened to the the Solar Eclipse on the radio.
The Solar Eclipse gave Dracula a chance to get breakfast at McDonalds.
I watched the Solar Eclipse on the Internet, and I think I lost my hearing.
It’s expected there will be a lot of Solar Eclipse babies.
Fell asleep at the beach trying to watch the eclipse.
When I woke up, I had a big circle suntan on my chest.
Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.”
In ancient times, people believed a solar eclipse was God’s way of saying someone needs to pay the bill.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
Originally, I thought that chicken liver referred to someone who let chickens live.
Man, was I wrong.
If I win the lottery, first thing I’d do is buy the San Francisco 49ers, and move them…15 inches to the left.