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Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Me: “Hey, look at that solar eclipse!”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! My retinas are on fire! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “April Fools.”
Him: “Aaaahhh!!! But it’s December! Aaaahhh!!!”
Me: “Oops…my bad.”
In ancient times, people believed a solar eclipse was God’s way of saying someone needs to pay the bill.
Another Fun fact from Mr. Science.
There’s a restaurant chain called Pollo Loco. But if I want to open up a restaurant called Mad Cow, people say, “Oh, no! You can’t do that!”
If anyone needs an appendicitis operation, I have a Groupon.
It’s good at any hospital, expires next weekend.
Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Friend of mine is upset because his boss wouldn’t let him work from home, just because he’s a surgeon.