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I propose a new Proposition to increase the alphabet to 38 letters so that there can be more Propositions.
Traditionally on Thanksgiving, the President pardons a turkey.
If Donald Trump becomes President, he will pardon a pumpkin.
Atoms join other atoms using strands of spider webs in order to combine as molecules.
So if spiders one day become extinct, there will no longer be any molecules.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
While Adam & Eve gained knowledge by eating an apple, eating a pear gave them math skills, which came in handy for building a cabin, a bedroom and dinette set.
Unfortunately, the talking snake did not mention the pineapple which would have opened their eyes to science.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
It’s spice pumpkin season again! Everything is going orange, like coffee, pastries, pancakes, etc.
At a NYC Starbucks, an employee accidentally grabbed Donald Trump’s head, and almost shoved it into the blender!
Did you know that all praying mantis are atheists?
Another fun fact from Mr. Science.
They serve only chicken salad sandwiches in heaven.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.