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Fruits did not exist during Biblical times.
The “Forbidden Fruit” was actually a pastrami sandwich on rye.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Just before I walk in the door of the Buffalo Burger Joint, a car sputters up next to me, then lets out a loud bang.
All of a sudden, a huge herd of buffalo crash out of the restaurant, breaking through windows and stuff!
I had to wait 15 minutes to cross the street!
True story.
Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.
Nature’s colorful rainbow does not include black and white, because rainbows are racist.
Another Fun Fact Mr. Science.
Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.
Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.
After a number of years of The Gumby and Pokey Show, it was discovered that the two characters were inadvertently made of plastic explosives.
The show was cancelled after Gumby jumped off a rooftop, landed into a metal dumpster, and exploded.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
How do bagpipes work?
There are two cats inside the bag.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.