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I think the old cartoons are more ethical than contemporary cartoons.
Back then, characters got blown up, thrown off cliffs, had anvils dropped on their head, smashed in the face with various objects, and set on fire.
But at least no one was ever punched in the stomach.
Try this at work:
“Hey, Dave. I saw a bunch of people hanging around your desk, and they had marshmallows.
I think your desk is on fire.”
Every time a fork gets jammed in a toaster, an alternate universe blows up…and someone gets electrocuted.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
From Cro-Magnon, evolved a species who were very observant of other life forms. They ate no animals or vegetable. They were called No-gans, and they existed for nearly three days.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Went to the optometrist today, and I found out that my vision gets blurry when punched in both eyes. So the doctor prescribed me to wear his prescription safety goggles.
After leaving his office, I noticed that I needed an adjustment to the goggles. Doctor told me to come to his other office the next day, at the meat processing plant.
He only accepts money orders delivered by his own carrier pigeon. I think he’s a germophobe.
And that’s my review.
Today attended strangest brown bag lunch meeting ever. Everyone had a brown bag over their head.
One guy had a plastic bag over his head, and is recovering at General Hospital.
Black holes cannot swallow the Milky Way, because black holes are lactose intolerant.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
The reason I never owned a skateboard or a kick scooter, is because I never liked transportation which you have to ride and walk at the same time.