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Hey guys, you think you’re supporting women’s rights just because you let her hold the remote control.
Today is the 50th Anniversary of July 18, 1969.
By coincidence, tomorrow is the 50th Anniversary of July 19th, 1969.
My spirit animal is the Gummy Bear.
Chocolate does not melt on Tuesdays.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
I come from an unfunctional family. It’s similar to dysfunctional family, but quieter.
Domino’s advertises their Hand Tossed Pizza, but there’s no mention of Hand Caught Pizza!
Angry old man: “In my day, we didn’t have auto-mobiles! We had catapults! Sure, once in a while we’d land on a needle in a haystack. But if it’s good enough for the Medieval Ages, then it’s good enough for me!”