Every year that you behave like a jerk, you can pay into Anti-Social Security, in addition to regular Social Security.
That way, when you retire, you’ll receive additional pay.
You’re welcome.
Dreams are made of marshmallows.
That’s why sometimes you wake up sticky.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Swiss cheese is made from Holy Cow.
Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.
Thanks to smartphones! Telephone cord strangulation crimes have dropped by 93%.

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