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There is a planet on the opposite side of the sun

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Did you know that there is a planet on the opposite side of the sun that has not been seen by earth for hundreds of thousands of years, and is populated by beings called Metreons? In 2018 its orbit will bring this planet to earth’s proximity. The Metreons will then conquer earth, and enslave humans, forcing us to knit their socks forever.

Another fun fact from Mr. Science.

Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but…

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Chewing your food thoroughly is good, but you shouldn’t overdue it.

27,000 years ago a man named Charlie Gastronomicus was known for his excessive chewing habits, sometimes breaking food particles down to the molecular level.

One day, Charlie went too far and split an atom, causing a black hole to emerge from within him, and swallowing up the great continent of Atlantis.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.

The first racist…

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The first racist loved red apples, but hated green apples. The village people called him “Ugg the Apple Racist” because in pre-historic times, everyone’s name was Ugg.
And that’s how middle names and last names were invented.

Another Fun Fact from Mr. Science.