Would anyone like to have a Yoko Ono alarm clock, that I won in a raffle?
Would anyone like to have a Yoko Ono alarm clock, that I won in a raffle?
There’s a new, more secure smartphone. It uses fart recognition. Although, it doesn’t work if you ate clams.
They say ‘Knowledge is power’.
But so is stupidity.

I have no New Year’s Resolution, because everything I do is perfect!

Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
April 29, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
May 6, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
Stand-up Comedy every Wednesday at SF Mayes Oyster House!
May 13, 2026
Mayes Oyster House
San Francisco
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