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Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.
“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”
If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.
Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.
As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.
You know those pagers they give you at restaurants to let you know your food is ready with its flashing lights and vibrating?
Well, I just found out it’s not cool to pretend that you’re being electrocuted.
What’s the deal with cage-free eggs? Why cage eggs in the first place? It’s not like they’ll try to escape!
We all have our favorite actors, comedians, singers from the Golden Age of Silent Films.
But who is your favorite from the good old days of Silent Radio?