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Hey guys, don’t complain about a woman breastfeeding in public.
She already has enough dealing with one baby.
Watching an old game show on The Game Show Channel. One man gets the right answer, and wins $100. Then another man gets the right answer, and wins $100.
The next question is answered by a woman, and she wins $73.
Traffic tie-up on the freeway today, due to heavy congestion.
There was a guy coughing in the middle of the freeway.
Yes, there is mansplaining But how could we ever forget the more widely used…nagsplaining.
“So, this is your new muscle car?”
“Yeah…does this V8 engine makes my balls look big?”
If you need marijuana for medical reasons, that’s fine. But please keep it private. You never see anyone getting enemas in public.
Last night, I rode the bus carrying back my old vacuum cleaner, which I let a friend borrow.
As I got off the bus, I said to the driver: “It’s all clean.”
How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
When they breathe, you can smell the tears from their stomach.